Worst. Few. Days. EVER!

I had finals today. AGGHHHH!!!!! It all started with wood shop *back flash shimmery thingy* I didn’t have anything to do so I sat around until the teacher put a HUGE vacuum sucker thingy into my hand and was all “YOU!!! MOVE!!” and I was “O.O” So he took the band saw apart and told me to “VACUUM!!” So I did. Until this piece of plastic was all “I’m not gonna go away. Nananana!!” I wasn’t taking any of that, so I was like “*twitch* INTO THE VACUUM YOU SON OF A PENGUIN!!” and right after he went in I was “O.O What if the plastic made the vac EXPLOAD!!! Then the whole school would blow up and everyone would die except me because I have magical dragon powers. I would be like ‘FML I just killed a lot of my friends’” Then when I was done panicking about exploding vacuums I got my iPod out and sat down. My friend came. She sat down next to me. She took my music device and turned it up all the freaking-way!!! I was like “HOLY SOCK-MONKEIES!!!!” I actually said that. No joke. It was kinda embarrassing since the guy I like is in that class with me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. So after the most boring hour long lunch of my life I went to English. Once the bell rang like “I will sell your soul to your teacher for a jelly bean” Teach said “Dere ah shevunty qvestions un dis muultipl choice fiv teen pag booklet. Do dem all und vite eight paragvaffs. Unt do it vit propor gramma!!!” And all of us were “O.O…………………”  So after we finished the test and went home I was talking to LCD on Skype when I looked at the time. OMG I had to go to swimming! I volunteer to help da leetle tiny tiney swimmers, erm, swim. So I did that for an hour then I had MY swim practice. About halfway through, my left calf musckle was all “FML I am going to commit suicide now. You can get by fine with your other leg” then it got counseling and didn’t commit suicide which made me very happy as I did not have to go to the coach and tell him the reason I was screaming in agony in the middle of the pool was that one of my muscles died. That would be embarrassing. DON’T LAUGH AT ME!!! So the rest of the practice was fine. Then I got out and grabbed my clothes to go get changed. SOME BODY HAD LEFT THEIR WET SHIRT DRIPPING ON MY PANTS. I HAD TO WALK HOME. IN WET PANTS. -.- I was displeased. I talked on the phone with my friend who kept stabbing herself with ice tongs. Heaven knows why. THEN I get a massive headache which was all “kajsdfhkjagkahgfkhadgsjksabvjhfgbhfgkdgjk” After I solved that problem I had to help my parentals move things like the trampoline and then we moved the swing set. I was walking up to it when this spider, like teleported in front of my face and was all “Hello. I am a spider.” And I was “Excuse me?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY FACE?!?!?!?” and then I ran away.  So I slept and was all “*snoring noise*” then I woke up and went to school. I went to math when the bell rang making “I will sell your soul for a cupcake :3” noises. So I got to math and then the ball made the same noise as before and I opened the test booklet thing. I felt something within my soul break. So ya. After that I went to lunch, got ditched by my challenged friends, then went to hang out with my Social Studies teacher from last semester. He is a-friggin-mazing :P. so then the bell rang again and I went to art. We watched a movie, and when it was over my teacher was “*twitch* YOU ARE FREE!!!” so I left with my friend and hung out by my social studies teacher’s room (she had him in grade 8 ) and made faces at the grade 8s that were writing tests in there :3. When the bell rang the teach gave us candy and we were like “O.O OMG we love you” and then we left. I was complaining about all the poopy stuff that’s connected with finals (studying and… nope, just studying) when I made a grilled-cheese sandwich and the world got better 😀

~Dragon

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9 Responses to Worst. Few. Days. EVER!

  1. LCD says:

    I’m glad there was such a happy ending. 😛 I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich. O_O

  2. “…when I made a grilled-cheese sandwich and the world got better ” You have inspired me.

  3. She sayeth “Yes please :D”

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